Confusing Nicknames

There are many nicknames that make sense, but so many nicknames that confuse me. I'll show you my pattern of thinking/confusion.


Rhyming Names:
Jerry... Jerold
Harry... Harold
Larry... Larold?

Tim... Timothy
Jim... Jimothy?

Jed... Jedidiah
Ted... Tedadore?

Too Many Options:
Robert... Rob, Robby, Bob, Bobby, Bert
Johnathon... John, Johnny, Jim, Jo, Jon, Jack, Jay
Charles... Chuck, Chip, Charlie, Chaz
Richard... Rich, Richie, Dick 

My Illogical Conclusions [about some of my friends' real names]:
Libby... Elibbabeth, Liberaci, Liberty, Libbigale
Mandy... Mandolin, Mandarin, Demanding

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Twilightmare Before Eclipsemas

They really should have done more searching before settling on a director for Twilight. Can you imagine Twilight by Tim Burton? It's the only way the series should have been done. Tim Burton, or no Twilight. 

Now let's just imagine a world with no Twilight =) 

Anyway, Johnny Depp as the vampire, Helena Bonham Carter as Bella--true masters of mopey gothic angst.

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[Addendum]
I wrote this blog post exactly one year ago. After I dug it up and published it today, I found some more pictures and apparently Tim Burton IS making a vampire movie with Johnny Depp and HBC...