Amen, you may be seated

I've been thinking a lot about cooking lately. I love making up my own recipes while I am cooking.

Then I started thinking about restaurants. What would my restaurant be like? I'm not entirely sure, but I kind of got on this religious kick and came up with a few menu options.

The Righteous Last Supper's menu:

• Father, Son, and Pimento Loaf


• Pontius Pie


• Dulce de Liturgy


• The Biblackened Chicken


• Potatorah Salad


• Peanut Begetter and Jelly Sandwich


• Messiahroni and Cheese


• Blasphemeef Stroganoff


• Bluciferberry Pancakes


• Potato AuGrautrinity


• Chicken Marsangela


• Creme BruLent

When the diners come in, the hostess will take them to their table and say, "You may be seated."And of course, we will serve bread and wine as appetizers. However, whether or not people pray before their meal will be up to them.

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