Several years ago I was sitting in my dorm room on the third floor. I noticed, as one does, that there were a lot of drunk people that walk down the street past my room. It was really fun to mess with them sometimes.
So, one night when I was tired of all of the laughing and screaming and talking, I yelled out of the window:
"My children, thou art menteth to be quieteth! Do my will, and hush thine mouths... eth!"
I heard some rustling from below, footsteps, and then only silence. To this day they probably think that God himself was talking to them.
Blogging the depths of the abyss,