I occasionally think of awful pickup lines... but I think this one is actually clever. You just wait. You'll be using it on your lover tonight!
Person showing their lover to their bed:
"This is where the magic happens... No seriously, I'm a magician. If you make out with me I'll make your pants disappear."
Blogging the depths of the abyss,
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I like the way you think.