Don't you miss them?
Why isn't it socially acceptable for adults to have nonsexual sleepovers? Here, I'll show you how to have one as an adult:
- Make a list of 2-6 friends who won't trash your place or stick jelly beans up your nose.
- Send out invitations, instructing your pals to bring their sleeping bags [because you're still too poor to buy more than three blankets and a couch].
- Procure wine, mini quiches, 8 lbs of super butter popcorn, a manicure set, romantic comedies, and some video games.
- Clean your house.
- Let your friends partake in your wine, quiches, popcorn, fancy nails, shitty movies, and video games.
- Don't make out with them.
Blogging the depths of the abyss,