December 27, 2010

Flow Chart of Life

There are milestones in life that most people strive for. Then, once you finally reach one, people [parents, friends, coworkers, strangers, etc] start bothering you about exact dates and times of your next milestone achievement. This continuous series of questions can best be explained through the flowchart below.

Straight lines to a green circle = Yes
Dashed lines to a yellow circle = No


Generally, it's best not to ever move back home. Move in with a relative or the first stranger you meet; otherwise, you'll be getting all these questions in person. These questions are best asked over the phone because then you can fake cell phone troubles and then hang up.

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1 comment:

  1. Soo... when are you giving birth to kittens in your new house that you'll be getting married in?

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I like the way you think.