There are milestones in life that most people strive for. Then, once you finally reach one, people [parents, friends, coworkers, strangers, etc] start bothering you about exact dates and times of your next milestone achievement. This continuous series of questions can best be explained through the flowchart below.
Generally, it's best not to ever move back home. Move in with a relative or the first stranger you meet; otherwise, you'll be getting all these questions in person. These questions are best asked over the phone because then you can fake cell phone troubles and then hang up.
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