Scenario 1: a chat room
- Amerie: I think my mom is being attacked by a New York Transvestite!!
- Sven: OMFG!!! Oh sorry, I left my Pizza Bites in the oven too long... brb!
Scenario 2: a revealing dinner conversation
- Paul: Sweetheart, I have herpes and I've given it to everyone I've slept with for the past 8 years.
- Sherry: Well that's kinda rude.
- Paul: OMFG!! You have a Velosaraptor on your face!!
Blogging the depths of the abyss,