- If you lose your gun you should cry about it.
- Crack makes you listen to loud Aimee Mann and flip out.
- Tom Cruise is always cocky, but looks great with long hair [see "Legend"].
- Going on gameshows ends badly for everyone.
- Dying old men can easily be tricked into thinking they are smoking cigarettes.
- Black kids rap, solve murder cases, and steal money from dead white ladies.
- Murses will cry about anything and everything. When crazy people fall for each other it's awkward.
- Parents mess up their kids' lives.
- Dogs are annoying and die from eating old man medication [or possibly from being drop-kicked by Tom Cruise].
- You can order bread, peanut butter, cigarettes, and naughty magazines from the grocery store and they will deliver!
- Sometimes movies like to be in every category, this one qualifies as:
Drama, Mystery, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, and Musical
- Frogs falling from the sky make every things better.
- Everyone knows Aimee Mann songs.
- Philip Seymour Hoffman is amazing as a pansy or an arrogant jerk.
Blogging the depths of the abyss,