My throat gets dry when I sleep, so as a teenager I started placing a glass of water by my bed at night. After waking up numerous mornings for a drink, coughing the water out, then going back to bed queasy and chapfallen, I realized that my cats also enjoyed late night drinks of water.
Now I own a humidifier. While it's not as satiating as a glass of water, I feel more at ease knowing I have a much smaller chance of ending up with cat hair in my mouth.
Other ways to decrease cat hair intake:
- don't let cat put tail in face
- kiss cats less
- shave off all of their fur
- wax cats biweekly
- put cats in kennel at night
- have mad scientist disconnect sense of touch [then I just won't be able to tell]
- discontinue wearing chapstick to bed
- stop eating and breathing in apartment
- get rid of cats
Blogging the depths of the abyss,
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I like the way you think.